Dave and Ralph's Endless Patter Pattern

Two or More People (People Can Come And Go At Will - And They Usually Do)

Any Number Of Clubs (It Is Important To Have Some Clubs So That People Coming Into The "Pattern" Think That Juggling Will Be Starting Soon, But Under No Circumstances Should Any Clubs Be Thrown While Doing This Pattern)

P - Straight Pass

D - Diagonal Pass (Could Also Mean Double - And Sometimes means Double-Diagonal)

S - Self (or single)

H - Hand Across (also hold, hurry, or hairbrained-idea)

N - Nod (as in agreement - usually by two or more people agreeing to go somewhere else after they realize that the patter is actually the pattern)

A - Argument (We are not arguing!)

N_C - Notation Change (It is important to change the meaning of notation in the middle of the conversation)

T - Transition, Taxing, Tempting, ...

Right Handed Start (Usually - Sometimes You Can Start In The Middle Of The Pattern and Then You Might Start With The Left Hand)

Now Try Any Combination Of The Above.

Notes:

Very Helpful If Ralph And Dave are in the pattern. Chuck can subsitute for Ralph Or Dave if necessary.
Dave is never wrong.
Ralph is never wrong.
Dave and Ralph seldom (read NEVER) agree.
It is important to never reach an agreement.
Under No Circumstances should anyone, besides Dave Or Ralph, interrupt Dave Or Ralph.
It is helpful if every once in a while it appears that juggling is just about to occur. But, of course, at the last moment a question, clarification, or, more likely, an objection is raised.